DEETS

To learn how the horse behaves, you must first become the horse.
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

DEETS is an EXTREMELY serious "rogue-like" survival horror game. Run around the maze, collect what's necessary, and... stay away... from the horse.

NOTE: While the web browser version is an okay way to play the game, I'd rather recommend downloading it to get a smoother experience if you experience performance issues.

NOTENOTE: If things seem or occur a bit finicky or weird, then I whole-heatedly apologize for that. I tried to make this as bug-free as possible, so hopefully it will be an enjoyable experience still.

NOTENOTENOTE: Also available on Newgrounds and Game Jolt.

Features

• Semi-original ""soundtrack""
• Procedurally generated mazes
• The most mystical of all creatures
• Achievements that will blow your pop-sickle off
• High octane, jaw-shattering gameplay, the likes of which you've never not not NOT seen before!!!!
• 240 FPS, 12K support
• Horse

Controls

• W, A, S, D ~ Move Around
• Mouse ~ Look Around
• Left Mouse Button ~ Interact/Use
• 1/2 or Mouse Scrollwheel ~ Item Slot 1/2 & Buy Item 1/2
• Control/Shift ~ Crouch
• Space ~ Peek
• Escape/P ~ Pause
• Escape/Enter/Space ~ Skip certain cutscenes

Only $79.99! (additional horse-related items required)

For legal reasons, this is a joke, but even though this is a free game, just pretend like it's worth the price tag

Logos made with Blockbench. Full credits are provided in the game. Thank you for playing!